Do you find yourself constantly reading books at every opportunity and thinking about them? Does your heart quicken when you see a bookshop or even the word book anywhere at any given time. Do you get inexplicably angry when some says 'the book was better than the film' and want to become one of the murderers you have read about in your vast book collection? Do you laugh hysterically in public places at something in your book? If so you...You are winning at life, read on my friends.